How Would You Eliminate Your Print Servers? Win $200 from PrinterLogic! (U.S. Only)

Posted by Thomas Stucki on March 3rd, 2016

Remember the scene in Office Space where your favorite Initech employees obliterated their faulty printer to the sounds of “Still” by Geto Boys? PrinterLogic understands the frustrations that can stem from printers and print servers. We want to know—what would be your weapon of choice if you decided to eliminate your print servers like Peter, Michael, and Samir? What song would you want playing in the background? Tell us for your chance to win a $200 Amazon gift card.

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  • Posted by Joe on March 9th, 2016 at 3:45 a.m. MST

    I would listen to Destruction "Bestial Invasion" while using numerous tools of destruction. I would start out with a baseball bat for that personal hands on gratification, Moving on to several types of guns each a little more powerful than the previous. Then for the finally I would use some good old C4 for total destruction.
  • Posted by Anthony Battelle on March 8th, 2016 at 11:52 a.m. MST

    I would slice it with my lightsaber!!
  • Posted by Danny Sanders on March 7th, 2016 at 2:48 p.m. MST

    I would go old school on them...........The roof!!! The roof!!!, The Roof is on fire!!! would be playing as I took a baseball bat and rocketed them onto a building with the roof engulfed in flames where they would explode!!
  • Posted by Anthony on March 7th, 2016 at 2:41 p.m. MST

    I would fire up ACT A FOOL by Ludacris and would rather drop if off building but if had to use a tool it would be a blow torch
  • Posted by Courtney Bullock on March 7th, 2016 at 7:41 a.m. MST

    People frustrated with their print servers would most likely take it out on their printer. With that in mind, I imagine a music video mash up - start with Mission Impossible theme as a person chooses to print 500 copies of all black pages, duplex on both sides, once the print button is pressed, the song "Destroy Everything" by Hatebreed launches. A ultra fast motion video as the command destroys the fuser, rollers, ink supply and smoke comes from the printer. Then continue with a photo mash up at the end that includes dramatic photos of each of the other ideas presented in this blog because it's takes a village to destroy a server. Does this mean I have repressed violent tendencies?
  • Posted by Laurent Poirot on March 4th, 2016 at 5:27 p.m. MST

    I would just do it the same way as one of my all time favorite movie scene from office space. Baseball bat and the song Still by The Geto Boys.
  • Posted by John L on March 4th, 2016 at 2:16 p.m. MST

    I would bring in DEADPOOL to unleash his own personal can of whoop a$$ while Salt N Pepa "SHOOP" is playing....... volume = 11 (out of 10 on the dial).... oh YEAH!!!!
  • Posted by Jeff Polesky on March 4th, 2016 at 1:58 p.m. MST

    I'm going country. Willie Nelson - Turn out the lights the party's over. Lasso it and drag behind a horse down a bumpy trail.
  • Posted by Melinda on March 3rd, 2016 at 3:22 p.m. MST

    I would put it inside this limo at about 4:40... song would be ' here comes the BOOOMM'
  • Posted by Rodrigo on March 3rd, 2016 at 3:11 p.m. MST

    Baseball bat!! Song: Anything by Justin Bieber (to make it REAL torture)
  • Posted by Gabriela on March 3rd, 2016 at 3:06 p.m. MST

    Anything by Pavoratti....any opera really.. I'd then dim the lights down and lay an assortment of tools on a table next to the print server. I'd then proceed to take it apart... slowly... screw by screw...panel by panel... and I'd do it in front of all the other print servers so they know who's boss! lol :)
  • Posted by Ezekiel on March 3rd, 2016 at 3:02 p.m. MST

    I would fire up 'ThunderStruck' by AC/DC and put it in a Lightning storm with with a giant conductor attached to it!!
  • Posted by Bart on March 3rd, 2016 at 2:53 p.m. MST

    DROWNING POOL - "Bodies (let the bodies hit the floor)" While I tear it apart with a .50 CALIBER!!
  • Posted by Jackson on March 3rd, 2016 at 2:48 p.m. MST

    I think I'd cue up some Wrecking Ball from Miley Cyrus and then ride a wrecking ball into for some smash up.
  • Posted by Rashad on March 3rd, 2016 at 11:52 a.m. MST

    I would shoot them with the death star!!!!

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